CHIPPY UPDATE/WHO'S THE DADDY?

Congratulations to Jim who became a proud father of a baby boy (Jack) over the weekend. Hopefully that won't be the end of Jim on a Tuesday! When Jack is ready to play no doubt the evergreen Paul B will still be turning up in his track suit bottoms.

Just to let you all know I listened in on an interesting conversation between Mark Abs, Heath and Chippy the other day.

Mark: 'When are you returning to football?'
Chip: 'I'm not'
Mark: 'Why?'
Chip: 'I have an ongoing injury, which won't go away.'
Heath: 'Have you actually tested it lately?'
Chip: 'Well (here comes the detail) when I went to the zoo the other day they had a sprint time trial challenge. When I sprinted I felt my hip and groin twinge and I knew it was not right. I have had it looked at by a Swedish lady, but the twinges have continued. I don't want to keep going to Derby Road and shelling out loads of money.'
Mark: 'Tuesday night is great but it is like a puzzle that is missing one piece and you are that missing piece.'
Chip: 'Sorry. Is Badger still playing?'
Mark: 'Yeah but he is injured and limps around, you could do the same. Walk around, or go in goal.'
Chip: 'I'm sh** in goal.'
Mark:'So are a lot of people, come on you know you want to come back.'
Chip: 'Sorry I think I will stick to my slippers and warm coco.'

Never mind we tried.